Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Bedazzled by the facade of head coaches and tyrants

Stan Van Gundy looks and behaves as if he spends his off-seasons trying to cut in line at soup kitchens. On the other hand, Cleveland head coach Mike Brown bears a striking resemblance to failed OJ prosecutor Chris Darden. So, based purely on the superficial appearances of their head coaches, it's hard to tell which team is more doomed.

That said, David Stern had better pray as hard as he can that Cleveland comes back and wins the series somehow, someway. Because an Orlando/Denver final would put up ratings numbers comparable to those of the The Tick live-action series, episode 3.

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